With all the creepy face-eating zombie cannibal stories in the news recently, I can’t help but wonder if that’s not what ebay’s trouble is?

Just a few quick trips to ebay-centric places including the ebay community forums, you’ll see that ebay is just completely eaten alive with mystery glitches and site failures, such as broken search engines, rolling blackouts, deadbeats, and payment completion issues. LoL.

Don’t wait until they eat your brains or chew your face off. Close your accounts today, then just sit back and enjoy the entertainment.

It’s a very dynamite show. ;p