Oh my! I’ve seen it all now! This is comedy!
Obviously the judge doesn’t know much about ebaY-Paypal-lore.
Just imagine the possibilities? The legal equivalents to single paper clip sales, …masked bidder IDs, non-reciprocal feedback, language in the feedback policy requiring members to be untruthful, the skewed 5 star DSR ratings etc…
I’m just guessing that this is actually some sort of PR thing designed/intended to make ebay appear as some paragon of virtue before their next big financial reports.
There isn’t any real way to seriously respond to this, but we can still tell the truth while laughing. I think the judge might be smoking the same stuff they are in San Jose.
Let’s just cut straight to the punchline.
Bailiff, whack his PP.