So…

(snicker)

I’ll try to keep this short and lulzy.  (among so many reasons, and things already said)


1)  Meg lost because she is a cold-blooded monster. We all saw it show through, a few times at least. When she accused Nicky of intercepting her letter from the authorities, knowing full well they, the Whitman-Harsh’s, had received it. When she accused her opponent and Ms Gloria Allred of collusion, without a shred of direct evidence. When she refused to pull her negative attack ads and was booed by 14,000 women. When she wanted to have Nicky deported. I could go on and on.

2 )  Poser/non-voter/n00b Meg’s fake script  was no substitute for the real thing, much  like ebaY is the “Counterfeit Capital of the World”. She simply couldn’t roll with the punches where she could not control and manipulate everything. Those same sleazy tactics don’t work outside of ebaY. Also Meg’s campaign was reminiscent of the Skype deal where she didn’t bother looking at details, such as who was Governor 30 years ago. lol

3 )  A World Class Fool and $140+ million have been parted.

4 ) Meg garnered less even votes than the California proposition to legalize marijuana/cannabis.  (Meg Whitman 3,102,646 votes.  Total for legal marijuana: 3,424,145)  Hilarious!

5 ) People love old hippies, their heritage and longstanding culture.

Thank you California. Smoke ’em if ya got ’em. ;p

LOL. This video sort of echoes my sentiment that Meg’s campaign staff may be playing her for every nickel they can! Especially in light of the epic ( and hilarious) cross-dressing bass player video twitter fail by eMeg staffer Sarah Pompei. (which is still there as I post this)

I’m not so sure Meg remembers the old ebaY maxim “If it sounds to good to be true…”

by markfiore

October 19, 2010

http://www.MarkFiore.com Check in with the most expensive self-financed campaign in U.S. history! See what Meg Whitman has been up to in her battle against Jerry Brown in California. Can you buy the governorship? A Mark Fiore political animation.

For entertainment only.

Enjoy!

Meg Whitman Says ‘Whore’ is OK When Her Pete Wilson Says It

Hilarious! Audience boos Meg for hypocrisy!

Meg knows all about whores.She left the ebay site wide open to hacked listings filled with pornographic images and dangerous ID stealing redirect flaws for literally years. In fact, the entire time she was at ebay!

She blamed the users and profited every inch of the way. She didn’t mind the word or the images then. When people complained, they got suspended from ebay. If they complained outside of ebay,  hideous stalking crews harassed them over the internet and the years.

The best laid schemes o' Monkeys and Megalomaniacs so often go awry...

Record, and claims she doesn’t ‘owe anyone’ broken.

However, polls show her down.

We can only hope she keeps spending. She can afford it. After all she cares so much about her ‘investment’ in California, right?

Don’t have time to dig out the links but I’m pretty sure I saw some speculation that Meg’s own advisors or staff were playing her. Purposely giving her bad advice to keep her spending. Granny warbucks is getting gangked!

Hmm. let’s see… what else? Ahh yes, there was some other comedy.

Why just get pwned once, when you can get pwned over and over and over? rotflmao!

In an article at sfgate.com, another former Meg housekeeper comes forward to say she believes  Nicky.

The lady worked for Meg in 1998, and does not appear to have had a pleasant time, nor any kind words for Meg and Griff Harsh.

“I totally believe Diaz”, Armstrong, 59, of Mountain View, said in an interview with The Chronicle. “I know the family. I know what it was like.”

But she described Whitman as “cheap” and said she was surprised when her boss at first balked at paying the agreed salary – arguing that Armstrong didn’t “deserve” it because she wasn’t yet working full-time as a nanny.

It appears that there were issues with getting paid and having proper tax forms issued too? Imagine that?

No word on whether Meg is going to blame Jerry Brown for this one too.

read the rest and those comment there.

by MegforMeg

October 04, 2010

Meet Bobblehead Meg! She’s billionaire with an atrocious voting record, a short temper, and a history of shady business deals who’s trying to spend her way into the Governor’s Mansion. Visit http://www.MegForMeg.com to learn more!

SING ALONG
Let me introduce you to Bobblehead Meg,
A poor billionaire who’s a real powder keg,
A former CEO who didn’t vote till oh-two,
Listen California she wants to be in charge of you!

Well good ole Meg was born into old money,
Got tired of Boston so she moved somewhere sunny,
Now says California’s always been her home state,
But she’s only lived here since nineteen ninety-eight.

Since she moved in she’s been the head of eBay,
And in that short time a lot of job’s she’s sent away,
Two out of five eBay jobs are overseas,
Wonder if she’ll outsource all the state employees?

So we all know Meg is a very rich lady,
But how she got her dough sometimes seems a bit shady,
Ten years ago when the rules were pretty lax,
She did a sketchy deal with the boys at Goldman Sachs!

Well Meg’s got a house in pretty Telluride,
And she wants to keep her view form each and every side,

She couldn’t buy out her neighbors so she figured out a plan.
Use eminent domain to gobble up the land!

Now Meg’s ego needs a boost so she’ll say anything to win,
So she came up with a scheme to simply buy her way in,
Spent a hundred million dollars just to be on your TV,
But I’m sorry dear old Meg you just don’t work for me!

WRITE YOUR OWN VERSE

Use the chords below to write your own verse and post it as a video response, tag it with “megformeg” – have fun!

—- verse —–
A, D, Bm, E,
A, D, Bm, E,
A, D, Bm, E,
D, E

—- chorus —–
D, A, E,
D, A, E,
D, A, E,
Fm, D, E

Paid for by the California Correctional Peace Officers Association

bonus reading:
Was California’s Bobblehead Election Rigged?

Update 10.05.2010

This video was originally posted at:

www. youtube.com/ watch?v=dvvyetH2uXQ

For whatever reason that was made ‘private’, and re-uploaded as above.

Please tweet and retweet the new url