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The best laid schemes o' Monkeys and Megalomaniacs so often go awry...

Record, and claims she doesn’t ‘owe anyone’ broken.

However, polls show her down.

We can only hope she keeps spending. She can afford it. After all she cares so much about her ‘investment’ in California, right?

Don’t have time to dig out the links but I’m pretty sure I saw some speculation that Meg’s own advisors or staff were playing her. Purposely giving her bad advice to keep her spending. Granny warbucks is getting gangked!

Hmm. let’s see… what else? Ahh yes, there was some other comedy.

by MegforMeg

October 04, 2010

Meet Bobblehead Meg! She’s billionaire with an atrocious voting record, a short temper, and a history of shady business deals who’s trying to spend her way into the Governor’s Mansion. Visit http://www.MegForMeg.com to learn more!

SING ALONG
Let me introduce you to Bobblehead Meg,
A poor billionaire who’s a real powder keg,
A former CEO who didn’t vote till oh-two,
Listen California she wants to be in charge of you!

Well good ole Meg was born into old money,
Got tired of Boston so she moved somewhere sunny,
Now says California’s always been her home state,
But she’s only lived here since nineteen ninety-eight.

Since she moved in she’s been the head of eBay,
And in that short time a lot of job’s she’s sent away,
Two out of five eBay jobs are overseas,
Wonder if she’ll outsource all the state employees?

So we all know Meg is a very rich lady,
But how she got her dough sometimes seems a bit shady,
Ten years ago when the rules were pretty lax,
She did a sketchy deal with the boys at Goldman Sachs!

Well Meg’s got a house in pretty Telluride,
And she wants to keep her view form each and every side,

She couldn’t buy out her neighbors so she figured out a plan.
Use eminent domain to gobble up the land!

Now Meg’s ego needs a boost so she’ll say anything to win,
So she came up with a scheme to simply buy her way in,
Spent a hundred million dollars just to be on your TV,
But I’m sorry dear old Meg you just don’t work for me!

WRITE YOUR OWN VERSE

Use the chords below to write your own verse and post it as a video response, tag it with “megformeg” – have fun!

—- verse —–
A, D, Bm, E,
A, D, Bm, E,
A, D, Bm, E,
D, E

—- chorus —–
D, A, E,
D, A, E,
D, A, E,
Fm, D, E

Paid for by the California Correctional Peace Officers Association

bonus reading:
Was California’s Bobblehead Election Rigged?

Update 10.05.2010

This video was originally posted at:

www. youtube.com/ watch?v=dvvyetH2uXQ

For whatever reason that was made ‘private’, and re-uploaded as above.

Please tweet and retweet the new url

Meg Whitman Is No Einstein

by: GoodByeEbay

Governorship of California Goes Up For Bid on ebaY!

by Cappnonymous

Political activists list Governorship of California on ebay. Also the California environment and the Education System.
Featured in the ads are Meg Whitman, controversial California Gubernatorial candidate.

(for best results watch at youtube or expand to fullscreen)

Seen in the video:

Governorship of California

screencap:

http://tinyurl.com/26u5877
http://preview.tinyurl.com/26u5877

The Public Education System of California

screencap:

http://tinyurl.com/2a48kps
http://preview.tinyurl.com/2a48kps

Environment of California

screencap:

http://tinyurl.com/2foysl6
http://preview.tinyurl.com/2foysl6

Items for Sale From Member: dontgetmegd

updated screencap; items now indexed:

http://tinyurl.com/3a32pvn
http://preview.tinyurl.com/3a32pvn

Feedback profile

screencap:

http://tinyurl.com/2a2nzoz
http://preview.tinyurl.com/2a2nzoz

Surfing through youtube videos I spotted this revealing laugh from the past. I couldn’t help but notice it’s the perfect metaphor for ebaY / Meg Whitman failure. Not only is it for the defunct ebay express site, but it features all the things we know about ebay and Meg; ridiculous TV ads, cheap trinkets, pompousness, blatant daylight theft, illegal, dangerous, erratic behavior, wreckage, explosions, disaster… lmao …need I go on?

But the other part which struck was that ebaY’s current path began long ago, and has failed time and again.

Read these 2 ancient news articles:

October 9, 2001 4:05 PM PDT
eBay makes move for fixed-price future
March 22, 2002 1:10 PM PST
eBay’s Half.com integration hits snags

As you’ll clearly see, the ill-conceived notion to become Amazon was hatched during the Meg Whitman regime.

“Last month, eBay, which bought the fixed-price trading site in June 2000, backed off earlier plans to eliminate the Half.com site and rename it eBay Express Buys.”

As for the “Disruptive Innovation” which, under John Donahoe, is currently destroying ebaY/PayPal and causing it to become among the world’s most reviled corporations, that too was a creation and plan by none other than Meg Whitman.

See her mention Disruptive Innovation and tell us all that “Failure is Okay.” in the (embeddable) Meg Whitman Meg Fail video Playlist or directly; here.

Now I’m really laughing!

Wall Street Whitman: California’s Future Isn’t A Game

Don’t forget to check out the embeddable Meg Fail video playlist on youtube.

On a more serious note, Meg’s campaign/purchase has been exposed as having used “Sock Puppets”.  Hardly a surprise for anyone who has used ebaY or seen the Fake Town Hall video, which is in the above  playlist. For those of you not familiar with the term Sock Puppet, basically it’s a paid liar.

There is also talk of criminal activity among former business associates, lawsuits,  “Black Budgets”, coercion, double-crosses, a want and a a will to harm Google, misconduct/misbehavior of ebaY personnel at the highest levels during Meg’s tenure.

All sorts of sleazy, revealing things. You can only laugh.

Ridendo Dicere Severum